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leighalanna:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

pastaheadcanons:

thescarletmama:

hellzabeth:

did-you-kno:

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LEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CARMILLA
FOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOME
SHE DOESN’T BURN IN SUNLIGHT BUT DOES WEAKEN CONSIDERABLY TO THE POINT OF FAINTING AND NEVER WAKES UP BEFORE NOON (MY SPIRIT MONSTER IS CARMILLA YO) AND WHEN SHE FEEDS FROM LAURA IT’S ALWAYS FROM HER LEFT BREAST. THAT’S STRAIGHT UP VICTORIAN EROTICA YO. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT AND INTO FOG, SIMILAR TO DRAC, AND HAS THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR.
YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE THING ONLINE IT’S OUT OF COPYRIGHT AND STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT A STORY ABOUT WOMEN IN THE 1800S THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST WHAT????
GO. READ IT. IT’LL TAKE YOU BARELY AN HOUR AT MOST.

holy shit i am so reading this wtf

Whyyy hellooo this is the type of vampire story I like to read!

LESBIAN VAMPIRE FICTION IS THE BEST VAMPIRE FICTION <3

PSA: It is also available free in the itunes bookstore. so, that’s what i’ll be doing on my way up to work this evening.

leighalanna:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

pastaheadcanons:

thescarletmama:

hellzabeth:

did-you-kno:

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LEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CARMILLA

FOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOME

SHE DOESN’T BURN IN SUNLIGHT BUT DOES WEAKEN CONSIDERABLY TO THE POINT OF FAINTING AND NEVER WAKES UP BEFORE NOON (MY SPIRIT MONSTER IS CARMILLA YO) AND WHEN SHE FEEDS FROM LAURA IT’S ALWAYS FROM HER LEFT BREAST. THAT’S STRAIGHT UP VICTORIAN EROTICA YO. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT AND INTO FOG, SIMILAR TO DRAC, AND HAS THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR.

YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE THING ONLINE IT’S OUT OF COPYRIGHT AND STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT A STORY ABOUT WOMEN IN THE 1800S THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST WHAT????

GO. READ IT. IT’LL TAKE YOU BARELY AN HOUR AT MOST.

holy shit i am so reading this wtf

Whyyy hellooo this is the type of vampire story I like to read!

LESBIAN VAMPIRE FICTION IS THE BEST VAMPIRE FICTION <3

PSA: It is also available free in the itunes bookstore. so, that’s what i’ll be doing on my way up to work this evening.

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8PM
aww, right in the childhood. &lt;3

aww, right in the childhood. <3

(Source: iheartmuppets)

8PM
fuckyeahmrduck:

Everyone loves pasta.

fuckyeahmrduck:

Everyone loves pasta.

8PM

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8PM
addicted2daydreaming:

A beautiful picture by Leontine Greenberg of a Skeksis from the Dark Crystal

addicted2daydreaming:

A beautiful picture by Leontine Greenberg of a Skeksis from the Dark Crystal

8PM
zestydoesthings:

A sketch of my own Skeksis! Inspired by this weeks episode of Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Challenge! Horrible creatures, they really were terrifying. 

zestydoesthings:

A sketch of my own Skeksis! Inspired by this weeks episode of Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Challenge! Horrible creatures, they really were terrifying. 

8PM
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muppetmayhem:

smugmode:

I’m so so bored of predictable, tame uninspiring Oscars hosts. Who are we gonna get next year? Another turn for Ellen, Billy Crystal, Whoopi? Yawny McYawnington. Why have one host when you could have ALL OF THE MUPPETS?
Do I even gots to ‘splain to you why this is a good idea, ok?
MUSICAL NUMBERS
CELEBRITY CAMEOS
STATLER &amp; WALDORF SITTING IN THE AUDIENCE TAKING THE PISS OUT OF EVERYTHING
MISS. PIGGY.
EVERYTHING GOING WRONG BACKSTAGE
And before you say that it would’t be possible The Muppets have peformed live shows before. 
They’re the perfect halfway house between something ‘edgy’ like Seth McFarlane and something as beige as Billy Crystal. Nostalgic, hilarious and fun. There’s already a facebook page for it which started when Eddie Murphy quit as host in 2012 that has about 30k likes - https://www.facebook.com/MuppetOscars
Let’s make this happen folks. 

This only has 109 notes. WTF people, get on it!

muppetmayhem:

smugmode:

I’m so so bored of predictable, tame uninspiring Oscars hosts. Who are we gonna get next year? Another turn for Ellen, Billy Crystal, Whoopi? Yawny McYawnington. Why have one host when you could have ALL OF THE MUPPETS?

Do I even gots to ‘splain to you why this is a good idea, ok?

MUSICAL NUMBERS

CELEBRITY CAMEOS

STATLER & WALDORF SITTING IN THE AUDIENCE TAKING THE PISS OUT OF EVERYTHING

MISS. PIGGY.

EVERYTHING GOING WRONG BACKSTAGE

And before you say that it would’t be possible The Muppets have peformed live shows before. 

They’re the perfect halfway house between something ‘edgy’ like Seth McFarlane and something as beige as Billy Crystal. Nostalgic, hilarious and fun. There’s already a facebook page for it which started when Eddie Murphy quit as host in 2012 that has about 30k likes - https://www.facebook.com/MuppetOscars

Let’s make this happen folks. 

This only has 109 notes. WTF people, get on it!

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8PM

lordofkobol:

Omfg I was just saying at lunch how much I love this scene

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